I’m going to completely ignore the content of this video and politely ask…
What’s up with black people and coco butter? If your skin is that ashy why not use Oil of Olay or something with Aloe?
My boy DJ Spacekadet from the Planet Break camp will be celebrating a birthday on Saturday March 3rd, and to celebrate we’ll be throwing a big funky breaks jam in his honor.
Spacekadet is has made quite the reputation over the past decade as one of the cleanest mixing breaks DJ’s in the city… Not a gimmicky anthem DJ, just a freshly packed crate of underground music that tends to leave every other DJ in the city kicking themselves and questioning their own ability.
Not a single DJ in the city has a bad thing to say about this guy either…
He’s truly Montreal’s crowned prince of hard ass techy breaks.
He’ll be joining fellow Planet Breakers Pinky38 and Superstar DJ Murdock (who will be opening the night with a special set of filthy Miami Booty Bass) as well as our special headlining guests Bushido (64Hz) and The always lovely Melodrastic.
Shit goes down @ BrouHaHa 5860 De Lorimier, so BE THERE!!
The wonderful thing about the intertubes is that it is slowly weeding out those corporate fuck faces that don’t have a creative bone in their bodies and yet somehow manage to profit immensely off the backs of talented artists who are shitting blood from malnourishment, because their diets consist of Ramen noodles and processed cheese.
After making no money from his 3 previous stand up DVD’s (that managed to earn him the title of 2010’s comedian of the year), Louis CK has decided to go against the grain and say “Fuck those Assholes” and release his latest work “Live at the Beacon” completely independently for a quarter of the price of most commercial DVD’s.
Anyway… I’m not gunna harp on about it being a revolution like all these other bullshit sites… It’s really not.
But it is a pretty funny download for 5 bones.
So go peep it out at LouisCK.net or you can torrent it for free off of piratebay, burn it to DVD and proceed to shove it up your ass while whistling Dixie for all care.
Either way… As genetically inferior as they may be, people with red hair can be rather amusing.
The Warrior Show!!!
A reality f***in’ T.V. f***in’ show staring the f***in’ ULTIMATE f***in’ WARRIOR!!!
RIDE THE ROCKET!!!
I don’t know how familiar everybody is with Toronto’s public transit system, but if I had to describe it to you in one word…
It would be “SEXY”.
So sexy in fact that after this couple was kindly removed from fornicating in a subway car and dropped off at Spadina station, they couldn’t help themselves but to continue their drunken afternoon fluid exchange and resumed “SLAMMING DAT ASS” right fucking there on the hobo piss ridden platform. Onlookers watched and filmed obviously very turned on by the classy exhibitionists as the pungent scent of sweet love making filled the air…
Click on the pic for the full story and feel free to giggle at those “mind the gap” signs, as they have never been more appropriate.
FREE BEER, ART SHOW, DISCO DANCING AND FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY!!!
A friend and very talented (at painting penis’s) local artist, Regimental “Oneton” is having a Artshow/ Sale/ Funky Breaks Jam this Saturday (Dec. 10th) and I thought i’d pass on the info….
It’s sponsored by Boreal so there will be FREE BEER while supplies last and “oneton” of very edgy and controversial artwork for sale and giveaway’s. The planet break boys and myself will be providing the music for most of the night and you are more than welcome to BYOB if you want to hang out and drink like an asshole till 3:00 am.
Things get shaking around 5:00 pm and go till 3:00 am.
Entry is free before 7:00, otherwise it’s cash at the door. And the lovely folks at DjwebTv will be streaming the whole event on the intertubes.
So if you looking to pick up a nicely done painting of a fat chick feeding naked for your significant other or just want to come out and drink with the boys and girls…
THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE!!!
1410 Wolfe St. (corner of St Catherine)
Beaudry metro
WORD!!!

